You've probably heard by now that "The Natural" and now ex-wife Kim have recently parted ways. Which means the UFC Hall-of-Famer is officially back on the market, ladies.

At age 47, Couture can still perform better than most 20-year-olds inside (and outside) the Octagon. It is for this reason that I have decided to pair the former UFC heavyweight and light-heavyweight champion up with world famous super model Crawford.

Crawford may legally be 43, but she still looks like a smokin' hot 30-something. It makes sense to match her up with someone who also has father time on his side.

Halle Berry and Paul Daley

"Semtex" has seen an explosive rise in the UFC welterweight rankings after back-to-back knockout wins over Martin Kampmann and Dustin Hazelett. His sudden rise up the welterweight ladder has given him the fame necessary to be able to date a gorgeous celebrity in Berry. 

Powerful knockouts are one way to earn fans, but bringing a goddess like Berry to his UFC fights will make Daley a much more likable guy. Joe Silva may just grant "Semtex" an immediate title shot for dating such a star-studded babe.

Mila Kunis and Miguel Torres

Torres kind of looks like Wilmer Valderrama, aka "Fez," from "That 70's Show," doesn't he? Except with a frohawk and deadly ninja skills, of course.

Technically "Angel" is not a UFC fighter, but he fights for the WEC, which is the sister promotion of the UFC so therefore he is allowed to be a part of this craziness.

Rihanna and Quinton "Rampage" Jackson

Unlike Chris Brown, "Rampage" actually knows how to treat a lady. After all, you have you seen his infamous dry-hump videos with the PRIDE girls and actress Heather Nichols, haven't you? On second thought, maybe he isn't exactly Mr. Right but surely he's gentleman enough to never inflict harm to a woman.

Rachel McAdams and Georges St. Pierre

Oh, Canada...

Canada is known for three outstanding things... beer, Pamela Anderson and current UFC welterweight champ Georges St. Pierre. Let's add a fourth to that list because Rachel McAdams is one hot tomato.

Not only is she beautiful, but she's also the type of girl who you want to bring home to mom - so she fits in perfectly with St. Pierre's "clean-cut" style.

Jessica Simpson and Brock Lesnar

This is the type of relationship that would need to have its own reality show. If you thought Simpson's "Newlyweds" series with Nick Lachey was entertaining, wait until you see V.2 of that show featuring Simpson and her new heavyweight champion boyfriend.

Simpson: "Honey, is this chicken or tuna?"

Lesnar: "Shut up, I'm drinking a Coors Light. I thought I told you not to talk to me when the Hunting Channel is on, damnit!"

Love him or hate him, Lesnar is the baddest man on the UFC's roster.

Marisa Tomei and Marcus Davis

Tomei is getting up there in age, but even at 45 she has the smile and the eyes to make a grown man melt into lava. Davis is stuck in gatekeeper status in the welterweight division, but some added motivation from Tomei could propel "The Irish Hand Grenade" into a legit contender.

One slight problem, according to an infamous episode of Seinfeld, Tomei is into short, stocky, bald guys. Davis will have to shave his head and go on a twinkie diet, moving up to...