And you're on camera lots of the time too.

I'm on camera. There's visual evidence of me. All he does is he sits in his little office and he draws his little drawing and then it's, "Oh everyone needs to look at..."

We get it. We got it, bro. We got it. It's a drawing. They do it all the time. Cavemen have been doing it on walls for thousands of years.

Ain't no caveman going to the Comic Con. Ain't no caveman going to Fantasy Factory.

I show Shoman up. So easy a caveman can do it, right? Go fuck yourself, Caveman!

We need to get Shoman hooked up with a Geico ad. That should be your next project.

Do you still drive a '93 Escort and live in Doze's parents' basement?

First of all, it's a '99 Escort. First off, almost made it to 2000, that's kind of a big deal, and I'm going to the house I share with Doze, not a basement.

Also, the reason I drive the Escort and I'm not going to buy a new car is because I want the girl that I fall in love with to love me for me, and not for the material things.

Not for the crazy good looks of mine, not for all the money I have, not for the perks that she gets, but for my company itself.

That's very touching.

I do this for a reason; it's all planned out.

Do you think anyone goes out legitimately and thinks, "I wanna buy a '99 Ford Escort?" No, but I do. I plan it out.

Fair enough, man. I can't say shit. I'm driving a '93 Civic, dude.

Great, you don't even support America.

Why would I support America? I'm Canadian remember? I'm at the public library in Canada...

First off, we're keeping you afloat. Secondly, you never have to worry about wars, you're welcome and thirdly, we have the hotter chicks.

You guys are still riding Pam Anderson. Get over it.

I might have to argue with you on that one at a later date.

What Canadian girls have you got for me? Bring it.

I got The Girl Next Door Elisha Cuthbert, I got Rachel... I got Rachel McAdams. She's my favourite Canadian at present.

Really, because I've got Kate Beckinsale. There you go.

Can we just share a quick moment for Underworld and Kate Beckinsale in spandex?

Kate Beckinsale's from England.

I know, but it's fine. I lost all train of thought when you mentioned Kate Beckinsale.

Sorry, what was that? You're breaking up. We're breaking up. There, you and I, we're done.

We're over? Alright then we'll get to some more insulting questions.

Has anyone ever told you that the intro to the show sounds like your profile on eHarmony? Can't you spice that thing up a little or something? Add some explosions or angry music or something? Shoman thinks he should be added.

Has anyone told you to go make your own fucking show then if you're going to criticize?

I'd love to make my own show at some point, but for right now, I'll retract that so I can potentially get a shout out on the next episode of The Loco Life.

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