to put into this book, I took a cruise to the store and noticed all these stupid- ass numbers on the back of high- end cars-e46 m3, e83 x3, e320. None of the numbers made any sense, but it got me thinking about the people who can recite each car model and how much each costs. It took but a few seconds for me to classify them as major douche bags. Then I started thinking about other types of people who could fall into the douche- bag category. The list grew too long to put into this book, so I've only included the top six (if you're wondering, Why six? Why not ten or fifty? you're a round- number- loving douche bag). If you happen to do any of the things that are on this list, I hate to say it, but you're grade-A, brother.

Griffin's humor is captured in nearly every sentence of GOT FIGHT?. You will be laughing your ass off from cover to cover.

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