Just the intro... Shoman thinks the intro sucks and he's on it from time-to-time.

HE'S JEWISH! He's like the mugwumps!

Before getting around to some more insightful and investigative journalism-type questions, let's run through the Keyboard Kimura Questionnaire:

Favourite fighter?

Joe Lewis. Wait, are we talking MMA?

Doesn't matter.

My favourite MMA fighter, it's Mayhem. We're fucking gay for each other. He's my homey, dude and I turn into a little girl when he fights.

Well then is he part of the best fight you've ever seen - live or otherwise?

Ah man, you're a dickhead for saying something like that though. No, he's not. Wow, the best fight I've ever seen live?

I'm tellin' ya, that Couture - Nogueira fight in Portland was pretty amazing, but the Nick Diaz - [Takanori] Gomi fight live was pretty amazing.

You know what I'm sayin?

That's a rematch that has to happen, but Nick doesn't want to stop smoking.

That Nick Diaz - Gomi fight was amazing, but maybe that's because I'm a big Nick Diaz fan.

Most Underrated Fighter?

The most underrated fighter? It's Mayhem, actually.

That guy doesn't get enough credit; they talk shit on him, they say he doesn't train hard, say he doesn't take it serious but I'm telling you man, that guy is retardedly talented. Ask anyone

You know what? Mayhem and Tiki [Ghosn].Tiki's a tie too, because Tiki is retardedly amazing and he's just gotten a couple bad breaks.

Why you picking on them?

I ain't picking on no one. Listen, when I started this site, one of the earlier pieces I wrote was a petition to get Mayhem back to the UFC to mix it up with GSP again.

What do you have against Tiki?

I've got nothing against Tiki. I like Tiki.

If you really cared about Tiki you'd have something up about him too.

I will have something up about Tiki very soon.

That's messed up on your part, man. After all the nice shit Tiki has said about you...

Who is the Most Overrated fighter out there?

How do you overrate a fighter?

I'm thinking guys like Bisping who got a huge push and was maybe in line for a title shot before Hendo knocked him into next week at 100.

That's awesome though; Bisping's not overrated there. Uhm, wow... for a while there the whole Gomi love train wouldn't stop and that got annoying. Same with [Norifumi "Kid"] Yamamoto.

I'll say Nate Quarry, just for Nate because I hope he's reading. Just a shout out. I like Nate Quarry.

Best Pound-for-Pound?

I can't argue Anderson Silva, that's stupid. But you can't argue Fedor, because that's stupid too.

Anderson and Fedor, it's a tie. They can have children together...

I'd actually probably pay to watch them have sex, just because they might have kids from it.

One superhuman kid who smashes everyone...

A kid that looks a lot like me.

Best Prospect?

Best Prospect?

Yeah. Who is a guy that two or three years from now will be on top of the world and you can look back and say, "I told you bastards that this guy was the shit!"

King Mo.

King Mo?

Yeah,