It's true; I don't disagree one bit. I wrote something not that long ago, after the Portland fights, saying we're always back and forth on referees and...

That was stopped too fast. Yeah, but that wasn't stopped fast enough. You should let it go longer because he earned it, well that guy's new...

Shut up!

Exactly - we're never happy.

And that's fine. That's why I love MMA. I love MMA as much as I hate it.

Don't get me wrong: I love MMA as much as anyone possibly can. I'm around it all day, every day.

We're seeing a lot of MMA stars making the move into the movie business, including Gina Carano.

With her recently announced leading role in the Steven Soderbergh flick Knockout, do you think this will be the start of a new career focus for her or will she juggle the two and remain fighting?

I don`t know if she can act, first off, but I know that every other MMA guy I`ve seen can`t act to save their life and they need to give it up.

Shaq had Shazaam and he was like, "D'you know what? I suck at this."

An actor wants to be a fighter, a fighter wants to be an actor, an actor wants to be a rockstar, a rockstar wants to be a fighter... it never ends.

This needs to stop. They're horrible movies.

D'you know what the best MMA movie is? Never Back Down and I don't think it had any MMA guys in it and it was awesome.

It's the The Fast and the Furious of MMA. It's the Karate Kid of my generation, even though Karate Kid was the Karate Kid for my generation, but you get what I'm sayin?

I get what you're saying. I've seen it, its way better than Never Surrender.

D'you know why? Because Cung Le wasn't it in.

That was honestly my next question: should Strikeforce have stripped Cung Le of his belt already for choosing films over fights?

I'm actually quite certain that I am the Strikeforce Middleweight Champion. Seriously.

Speaking of horrible movie ideas with MMA fighters, Phil Baroni is apparently starring in a movie as well, something called Growl. You wanna camp out and be first in line?

Called Growl? Growl? Jesus!

This is why we'll never advance, because we make stupid names. Growl? What's next, Roar and Fist and then Sweat; they all sound like gay porno names.

And yes, I will be first in line for the first showing next Thursday, wearing my cut-off jean shorts.

It apparently has something to do with an underground MMA fight club hunted by a family of werewolves.

Well obviously...

Which sounds like one of the worst ideas I've ever heard in my life.

Let me tell you right now: the book is better.

Okay, so people don't think we're just total jackasses...

Everyone thinks I'm a jackass already. It's great!

Alright, so let's prove there is a non-jackass side for a minute if we could.

Okay.

The drunk driver of the car that killed Charles "Mask" Lewis had a plea deal denied by the judge and was...